Things I've learned thus far:
- Only thing more hyper than a baby goat gal is a baby goat gal who's scored a sip of your coffee.
- Chickens don't lay eggs at eggzactly 5 months- not even if you wave calendars in their face.
- Slippin your cell phone in your sports bra while lecturing roo on his duties may result in random boob dialings & recordings of the above conversation.
- baby goats may look like they're on their hind legs to move in for snuggles, but they're probably just positioning themselves to wee wee on your boots.
